Contact us!

Throw rocks at your computer until one of the images of us can hear the clank on the screen. We will turn around and wave. This is when you tell us what we need to know!

If your screen is soft like the skin of a newborn shark (as sharks are the only fish to give birth to live young) and you don't want to throw rocks, you can email us at emmscomedy @ gmail.com as an alternative (remove the spaces). We just want to hear from YOU! And maybe your friends. Are any of them single? Come on, you've got to know somebody.