TICKET PRICES

EMMS charges $10 per ticket, a more than reasonable price compared to an $8.50 matinee movie, a $15 community theater play or a $20 ticket (plus 2 drink minimum) night at a comedy club.

REASONABLE YES, BUT HERE AT EMMS, WE’RE CRAZY! JUST PLUMB CRAZY!

Come to see our shows, simply use our code phrase at the ticket booth and get a reduced ticket price of $8! That’s right! $8 (EIGHT) to catch an entire night of live comedy!!!

So write this down…The secret discount code phrase is ‘May I have the $8 ticket price?’

If you ask ‘Can I have…’ you may be corrected by our ticket booth person.

EMMS…Making Comedy Affordable and Fun for You!

V.I.P. CARDS

Oh yeah, we gots some loyal groupies! So here’s a little something for you!
Our special V.I.P. Package.
Buy a block of EMMS tickets in advance and get a major discount!

For $24 you get a V.I.P. card allowing you into four EMMS shows during the season!

Figure it however you wish…that comes to a super-low $6 a show! That’s loopy!

OR if you want to do math on the $8 ticket…that’s 3 shows w/ the fourth one FREE!
Hit me with your Rhythm Stick!!!

Or maybe you think we’re worth paying $24 a ticket! If so, we’ll give you 3 shows free! This is madness!

Perfect for Gift Baskets, Stocking Stuffers or getting out of speeding tickets!

Four EMMS shows for $24! I can’t breath!

BUSINESS/GROUP PACKAGES

We love when groups of friends come to party w/ us!
And what a perfect way for businesses and workmates to blow off steam and build morale!
So we want to make your night out even more insane…

Make it simple. Don’t reserve! Simply announce your group at the ticket booth.
If you have 10 people or more in your group you will get the following…

The Automatic Discounted $8 ticket price

Special Privileged ‘First Dibs’ Seating to guarantee you’ll all be together

One Free Drink card (good at the Cash Bar) for your Designated Drinker

Your own Standing Ovation during the show when we applaud you!

And the Photo Op of a Lifetime! Want that treasured moment captured in time forever?
The Office Dude? Aunt Milly? Reverend Johnston? Bring your cameras!

We’ll bring your chosen person onstage during the show for the ‘Royal Treatment.’

We’re talking a professional Lap Dance from our own Lady Ron! Yours to save forever and ever!

So overall, you get:

What would you rather be doing on a night out with your work mates? Bowling?